AKA: Monkey-fucking, Jack-Hammering, Rabbit-fucking
BlueBabe was interviewed by Wombat on BlogTalk Radio tonight where she mentioned something that had me laughing til I cried. She talked about how an ex of hers would . . . sleep with her . . . in a ridiculously fast, repetitive, awful motion. I laughed because I'm intimately familiar with this as my ex-husband did this all the time. I tried to reposition him or shift or divert his attention, but like a monkey, he just kept on banging away. I would lie there looking up at the ceiling thinking, "WTF is this?! How does he think this is good? How can this be good?!"
Catty side-note: And with him, there wasn't even anything to feel when this was going on. We talked about it a few times and he honestly didn't know what I was talking about. Or he feigned ignorance or something. Anyhow, he kept on doing it. BlueBabe also talked about how even a bad relationship can be sustained with good sex -- well, there was no saving my marriage! No good sex, no good relationship, no nothin'!
Oh, thanks BlueBabe for making me laugh so hard! I'm sure I'll have to deal with that again, but at least it won't be with my ex ever again. Anyone else have this problem or a variant of it? Or just something ghastly you want to share? :)
4 comments:
Not guilty!
(Okay, maybe once or twice.)
Oh, don't shatter my image of you!!!
That totally reminds me of the episode of SATC when Carrie ends up with on of Harry's friends this night before Harry & Charlottes wedding. Poor gal had back/neck issues the next day thanks to his jack rabbit moves.
Oh, I remember that episode! Yeah, it's that awful! ;)
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