As I sit here with a glass of wine in my hand, I realize that I'm a stereotype. I'm the divorced woman drinking wine like a fish -- it's even joked about on The New Adventures of Old Christine, which is one of my favorite shows.
Soanyway (one word), I still hate my apartment and I just dream about moving into my new, clean, did I say new?, place. I will have to wait a little while, but I'm getting out of this place! I just got a bite on my ankle -- I think this place has fleas or something! Ugggh. I'm gonna have to dip my dog in flea preventative before I bring her here. I can't wait to get my girl. She's so sweet. Just today I unpacked a box to find her bunny -- her favorite toy EVER -- stashed in the sweaters. Oh, and I talk to my tv -- like this commercial with Celine Dion singing under the Xmas tree and the announcer says "who wouldn't want Celine under their Xmas tree?" and I'm like, who wants Celine Dion under their tree? They must be crazy -- no one wants Celine Dion under their tree! Yeah. That's about it.
Sorry, Indy and Wombat -- not all of us think profound thoughts on a regular basis. Some of us just get drunk and blog. Actually, I do this more than drink and dial. What would that be -- drinking and blogging? Should you drink and blog???
3 comments:
Of course you should! As a matter of fact, I think we should start the International Association of Single Drunk Female Bloggers (IASDFB).
You're lucky if you can pull drunk blogging without too many typos; I'm afraid that given the state of my English, I just couln't.
It's so hard to avoid all stereotypes... Impossible, most of the time. I don't feel there's anything else to do but to own it! Have fun with it. Give it a new spectacular twist.
Still a pleasure to read you.
One should never drink and blog, or is that drink and IM? Dammit, I seem to have accidentally bootie IM'ed someone once - he has never let me live it down!
Stupendous -- that's why there's spell-check. :)
Lady Marquise -- PLEASE tell me what you said to drunk IM a booty call! :)
Shawn
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